I was reading this article and THE TITLE
I’M SCREAMIIIIIIING THEY FINALLY SAID IT, I THOUGH THEY NEVER WOULD OMG
$60 for a perfume? I swear every single time i spray that shit harry styles better be popping out of thin air singing “isn’t she lovelyyy”
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
(Source: , via brilliances)
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